My Additions to the World Showcase of EPCOT
While the World Showcase is a
wonderful display of cultures and a much more efficient example of harmony than
the UN, its lineup has been the same since the era of Reagan. Many vocals of
displeasure have risen up from continents not included in the experience. Most
notably, South America and Africa (Yes, I know Morocco is in Africa but its
culture is Middle Eastern), have had supporters championing their causes and I
have long been in the ranks for World Showcase expansion. According to
Yesteryear (a site documenting Disney history), there is plenty of room for new
countries and in fact several of my ideas were once considered.
ISRAEL
Israel was originally considered and even had announcements hawking
its arrival to EPCOT. However, it was never built and the Holy Land remains
without a presence in EPCOT. The plans called for amphitheater to hear music
and a restaurant to taste the delicious favors of EPCOT. Alas, what could have been?
My plans for Israel would be an olive grove, a replica of the
Temple or the Church of the Holy Sepulchre, a restaurant, statues to Israel’s
greatest citizens, a Dead Sea water ride and a museum with artifacts from
Israel. This outline would cover the major ingredients of the stew that is
Israel. It would offer thrills, chills and an appreciation of the Jewish
nation.
Will an Israeli pavilion ever happen? At this point, I
severely doubt it. Israel is cast as a pariah in the media and the moment that
Disney would announce the construction, the supporters of Palestine would mobilize
social media with hashtags and threats of boycotts. It is extremely
disappointing. Israel has one of the richest cultures in the world and would
make an excellent addition to the World Showcase. Quite frankly, the complaints
of any dissension should be ignored. Germany and Japan committed some of the
evil deeds ever done in World War II and they were correctly added. No nation
is perfect (and Israel is right in their actions, IMO). Focus on the culture
and the history.
RUSSIA
I am using the Russian imperial flag because it is superior
to the current bland design. Russia is another one of those nations with
concept art that never quite made it to EPCOT. Maybe Epic Mickey 3 could visit those lands? Yes, Soviet Union Russia was
on the drawing board, Walt, most likely, would have disagreed. He was a strict
anti-Communist.
My outline for Russia contains a huge replica Orthodox Church
with historical icons, a wax museum of the tsars of Russia, a folk band, a Russian
train ride from the Baltic to Siberia and then on the way back, it is a high
speed thrill. Finally, a restaurant showcasing all tastes of Russia would be available
for reservations.
Will Russia ever be built? Maybe after Putin is not longer
kicking butt, er, I mean in office. Relationships between Russia and America
have been icy since the Communists took charge. Even after the Soviet Union
toppled and disbanded, Russia and the USA aren’t backyard BBQ buds. With Putin
revealing his aspirations of expansion, a Russia expansion, ironically, seems
unlikely. The Soviet Union was a horror show like Nazi Germany and Japan in WW2;
however, Germany and Japan have moved on and reformed. Russia still has its scarring
from the Mongol invasions and needs to show its strength. Hopefully, the
Russian pavilion someday will take its place. Eastern Europe needs a headliner.
ETHIOPIA
Once again, I decided to use a retired flag to represent a
country. Ethiopia is known as the Lion of Judah and the lion must roar.
Interestingly, the Hussite or other Christian lambs hold holy objects in the
same stance. Isaiah 11:6 is right yet again. Central and Southern Africa needs
a country that shows off its culture and the Outpost is not enough. Ethiopia
was one of two countries not colonized during the Race to Africa, Liberia was
the other. In fact, it beat off an Italian attempt in the 1890’s, which explains
the Italian conquest in the 1930’s. It was also surrounded by numerous Muslim
countries that attacked, for one of those wars, Portugal (that is surprising team
up!) helped and using gunpowder beat off the invaders. Ethiopia, also,
supposedly has the Ark of the Covenant. Lots of history for a country that is
now best known for hunger jokes.
My plans for Ethiopia include a restaurant serving the finest
dishes from the country, a museum displaying its tenacity for independence against
bigger nations, a band playing traditional music, and finally a super headliner
ride coaster ride in a race for the Ark of Covenant. It doesn’t need to include
Indiana Jones, especially since Raiders
of the Lost Ark took place in Egypt. The track would weave and dodge
through the mountains with special effects galore.
Would Ethiopia be considered? Hard to tell. EPCOT originally
had advertisements for Equatorial Africa and the Outpost and both of those
concepts take all the elements of Africa into a blender. This may be due to the
perception of most people that treat Africa as one giant country or that the
savanna receives most of the attention. Ethiopia would make a fine addition for
several reasons. Animal Kingdom already covers the safari aspect of Africa.
Ethiopia offers a view of Africa’s independence and a chance to expand outside
of the limiting stereotypes.
PERU
Out of all the available countries
to pick from South America, Brazil would probably earn the nod because of its prestige, size,
influence, and its desire to be a world player. I am a born contrarian and thus
Peru is my selection. I swear that The
Emperor’s New Groove has little to do with my decision. Ok, it has a decent
amount. Peru also offers an amazing mountain range and we all know that Disney
does mountains extremely well. The Brazilian rain forest can go in the South
American part of Animal Kingdom.
My Peruvian plan includes a restaurant highlighting the best
dishes of Peru, a folk band, a museum explaining the heroic sacrifice behind
the flag, character meet and greet with Kuzco in a glorious throne room and a
slow boat ride through an Inca temple with a twist.
As I wrote before, Brazil is the most likely candidate for a
South America expansion but I think that I made a good case for Peru. Peru fits
in with the mountain motif and offers another chance for characters which my
other picks do not and neither does Brazil.